Reviews by Shabbydoo~

Satánico pandemonium review

Posted : 6 months, 2 weeks ago on 17 May 2009 09:41 (A review of Satánico pandemonium)

Satanico Pandemonium isn't the first nunexploit I have seen, but the first that I've seen from start to end. The low-budget film was shown about 20 years ago. People had wondered why it was not banned since it is a Mexican movie where Catholicism is strictly praticed (or so I know). For me, I'm glad it wasn't banned at all. XD;

Maria is a young, pretty, and very pure nun. Other nuns idolized her. She was also good in medicine. One sunny day, while she picked flowers, a naked man showed up in front of her. Of course, being an innocent and pure nun, she ran away. The sight of the man though became a nightmare for her as her conscience was invaded with dirty thoughts. She punished herself yet she gave in eventually. Not only did she try to rape a nun, she also killed those who got in her way.

I was not anticipating the ending as I thought everything was happening for real... Wasn't it? Except for Maria, all the nuns look evul. D: Especially when everyone started stabbing her. That was beyond weird (not to mention, she was still able to walk and even lie down with a knife potruding from her back).

Event though I believe anyone who's not familiar with nunexploit will be culture-shocked with this, the movie very much fails cinematography-wise. There could be better (or weirder) films of such and I have yet to find them. XD

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Step Up 2: The Streets review

Posted : 7 months, 1 week ago on 27 April 2009 06:18 (A review of Step Up 2: The Streets)

I've put off watching this movie because, being not that satisfied with the first movie, I expected it would just be the same to the first or probably worse. Yet it exceeded my expectations. Without the semi-shallow and messy plot and corny script, the movie was (somehow) saved by the awesome street dancing/choreography. My favorite character is MOOSE (played by Adam G. Sevani). True, he's the baddest nerd ever. XD; I haven't heard of him before. After doing a bit of research, I was surprised to find out he's quite famous. I was surprised when he danced in the movie. Damn cool boy. Yes, boy. He's only 15 or 16 now -- 10 years younger than me! ♥ Briana Evigan (she played Andie) comes in as my second fave. It's not her character really, but actually herself. I think pretty female dancers like her are very rare. You know, being able to do street dancing. She's also hot. I like her built.

I recommend everyone to watch this movie for the dancing and ADAM G. SEVANI. *lol*

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Death at a Funeral

Posted : 8 months, 3 weeks ago on 8 March 2009 11:06 (A review of Death at a Funeral)

Death at a Funeral isn't the 'omg-you-gotta-watch-this' movie. The movie's slightly humorous, but I was grossed out by the toilet humor. XP It's hard to believe that a lot of exaggerated, unfortunate events can happen in one afternoon and even on a funeral. In real life, I think the funeral wouldn't be that bad if people would cooperate, listen, and show respect. So I say this is exaggerated. The only thing I liked from this movie is the ending when one of the sons gave the speech about their father.

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Disaster Movie review

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago on 23 February 2009 05:37 (A review of Disaster Movie)

Ex-boyfriend and I watched this movie in the theater (some time last year), but with free tickets. The only thing we wasted was time. Tsk. ~_~ This movie is truly a disaster. The movie isn't even worth the 50 centavos we paid. >_< There were only very few funny moments in it, but everything else is corny.

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He's Just Not That Into You review

Posted : 9 months, 1 week ago on 23 February 2009 05:21 (A review of He's Just Not That Into You)

I didn't want to watch this movie because of the title. I felt like I'm being stabbed numerous times. lulz~ The movie's not really the you-gotta-watch-this-in-theater material. It seems the story is all over. (Read more...)

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